Oh my god

Wanna use your dick instead of your mouse? Screw your way across the world wide web!

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OMG, that expression is priceless!

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From the page: “Adult Dating Reviews
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So I’m sitting in a chatroom, and this guy decides that I’m a fake and he’s going to expose me:

From the page: “Trent_2k6: with a little digging, i could do a reverse dns on your website and pull all of your real registration information
Trent_2k6: even though you set it to private
Trent_2k6: like you did
Trent_2k6: because i know you don’t want anyone to know you’re a man
amsterdambabe: Trent: go for it. Expose me. You know you want to
Trent_2k6: i know
amsterdambabe: So where do I live, Trent?
Trent_2k6: i am going to say either canada or america
Trent_2k6: but i thin canada
Trent_2k6: either way, i will look it up soon”

read the rest…it’s boring, but funny

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From the page: “If Carlsberg made adult stumble-pages they would probably be the best adult stumble pages in the world.”
Thus began some words that were here. They were what might be decribed as a glowing review of Saskia “amsterdambabe”.

Did I recieve a word of thanks? No.
Was there any indication that the review had even been read? No.
Thus was the review singularly pointless?
Yes, and thus it is that the review is here no more.”

Gosh, what can I say? I have no idea how I missed this review. My only defense is that I’m blonde at the best of times
My most humble and abject apologies.

Go check out this man’s page and his incredibly sexy stumbles

Update, May 23rd. Oooh, I’ve been forgiven
And typically, once more, only realised it weeks later.
*note to self: check your reviews, dammit*

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Damn, she started young, usually actresses only start doing this when they’re on the decline.

From the page: “Emma Watson is a cute little brunette actress who literally only just turned 18 in mid April and already we have some shameful hi-res photos of her, supplied by our trusty paparazzi friends.”

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The best review site I’ve found so far. Very helpful, very objective.

From the page: “Here at Pornsite Review, our goal is to provide you with unbiased, objective information on what’s available in the adult entertainment world. No hype, just the bare facts. Pornsite-review.com has now teamed up with the incomparable Rabbit’s Reviews.”

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From the page: “Met-Art offers the largest, freshest and classiest collection of nubile nude art and fine photography in the world! This siteâ€s focus is classy soft-core nude photos — not pornography. True icons of photography, such as Jacques Bourboulon, Peter Dominic, Tony Wards and Roy Stuart, feature their splendid artwork on site. MET Art is updated 3-7 times daily and promotes beauty, art, nudism and high class photography. These beautiful, natural, nude teen girls are captured in sensuous, professional and dazzling photos of the highest aesthetic quality.”

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