I get messaged hundreds of times daily. And often with the exact same questions.  Depending on my mood, I either answer politely, scream, or most frequently just ignore them. And seeing that I was voted “most friendly” by many people on SU, I decided to compile this list of Frequently Unanswered Questions to refer people to, lest I lose my cool and my sanity.

Firstly, some general info:

Name Priscilla
Date of birth January 1st 1983
Place of birth Amsterdam, the Netherlands
Place of residence Amsterdam, the Netherlands
Occupation Dropout Student, now self-employed
Hobbies: indoors Chatting, webcamming, working on this stupid site
Hobbies: outdoors Rollerblading, the beach, dancing
Favourite quote “I owe it all to spaghetti” - Sophia Loren

  Now to the questions:

the answers:

  • ASL?
    Short answer: Grrr
    Long answer: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! When I first chatted
    on the net and people said ASL to me, I was rather shocked.
    I thought ASL was an abbreviation for asshole, and couldn’t
    figure out why everyone was calling me one. I still hate
    it when people ASL me, I just consider it rude.
  • Is that really you in your avatar?
    Short answer: Yes.
    Long answer: No, of course not, it’s my mom. I’m much too
    shy to put a pic of myself on the net.
  • Will you cam with me?
    Perhaps, but the chance is slim. If I get to know you, and
    LIKE you, then maybe.
  • Do you have MSN/Yahoo?Aim/ICQ?
    Yes I do. But I don’t feel like chatting right now.
  • Will you send me a pic?
    If I sent a pic to everyone who asked, I’d spend my entire
    day emailing pics to people. All the pics I have are here:
    amsterdambabe’s pics. Help yourself :)
  • Can I send you a pic?
    If I accpted all the pics everyone offers me daily I’d have
    to buy a new harddisk. Trust me, if I want your pic I’ll
    ask you for it. And no, I don’t want a pic of your dick.
  • Will you marry me?
    No
  • Will you add me as a friend on SU?
    Perhaps, if I get to know you. SU allows only 200 friends,
    my list is full. I definitely won’t add you as a friend
    after one message. Unless you’re really hot :)
  • Will you review my SU page?
    Perhaps, if it’s interesting. I’m a busy girl, and I spend
    my days actually WORKING online. I do visit the pages of
    those who visit mine, and if I like them, and I have the
    time and/or inclination, I review them. A good review of
    my page gives you a better chance. Don’t nag me though :)
  • Why don’t you answer my messages?
    There can be a few reasons. Firstly, SU’s messaging system
    sucks…if you get a whole bunch of messages, the older
    ones scroll off the page and you don’t see them. Secondly,
    while SU says I’m online, it doesn’t necessarily mean that
    I’m glued to my inbox. And thirdly, you might have asked
    one of the questions that I’m answering on this page.
  • What do you do for a living?
    I Make Money Selling Porn.
  • So are you rich?
    Yes.
  • How rich?
    Embarassingly rich.
  • I’ll be in Amsterdam next week. Can I meet you in person?
    No, sorry. Been there, done that, got the bruises. I’m not
    saying that you’re a creep, but I’m not convinced that you
    aren’t one.
  • So how come a nice girl like you prostitutes herself on the net? Aren’t you ashamed of yourself? Can I rescue you? God loves you, all you have to do is love yourself and accept God into your heart.
    I enjoy what I do, and it doesn’t embarass me one bit. If
    you don’t like it, don’t visit my page. I don’t want to
    be rescued/converted/helped, I’m perfectly happy with what
    I do. And if God disapproves, you’ll go to hell if you don’t
    leave my site immediately.

OK, those are the 15 most frequently unanswered questions. I’ll add more as they pop up. And if any of this made something pop up on your side: before you ask, see answer number 3. And if that doesn’t turn you off, go cam one of these sexy babes right from your own home town:


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